Preliminary Race Schedule 2015

Black Cat 20 miler March 2015
Boston Marathon April 2015
JCC sprint tri May 2015
B2B bike race/ride June 2015

? Musselman July or Lowell Olympic
? challenge Maine olympic in august
sprint or half September

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The 3rd Annual 12 Days of Christmas with the Furse Family

On the Twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 windows broken in my house over the year

11 basketballs in every room in my house

10 crickets that escaped from the lizard cage and I can't catch and they are driving me crazy ( die already)

9 Timeouts typically given to my children every day ( I know, I know, obviously not working- but shit man therapy is expensive)

8 ( now multiply that number by 4 which gives you 32 water bottles gone missing over the year)

7 visits to the ER this year- mostly glue no stitches, x-rays but no broken bones, strep throat, you get the drill.

6 toilets plugged in my house over the year ( don't ask me with what, 4 kids you do the math)

5 ( now you sing the tune) awful teeth my puppy has that probably need to be pulled but I'm not dealing with it because its expensive and I want him to look like he lives in the back country of West Virginia ( no offense to anyone whose from there reading this blog and if so, well howdy doooo)

4 shits my dog has taken in my car since he's been with us this year

3 visits to the schools for my kids ( but they are angels you say- ah ha, yup)

2 guinea pigs ( I mean actually 1, the other one recently died and for some reason this one keeps on living, for goodness sake its almost 6 years of age, come on really? Anyone want a senior citizen guinea pig? I'm not joking)

And finally the big finish:

1 gigantic 3 foot rubber snake put in my toilet by my 9 year old to secretly scare the shit out of me but unbeknown to him his 6 year old brother pooped in my toilet ( diarrhea actually) during the night and I didn't recognize or notice the snake, thus with the toilet over flowing I plunged the snake right out into my septic field. 

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy New Year. Now whose bringing down those friggin lights!!!!!!!